Teaching the Dog about Selfies..whilst waiting for The Man….

Today I had to wait for the man while he had some physio treatment on his knee.  It was a beautiful day and I got back to the surgery a little early so decided to sit on the step in the sun. It was too hot to wait in the car. (25 deg probably…sigh).

Anywaysup…(can’t remember who used to say that, but I like it…) Got a bit bored hanging around so thought I try taking a selfie of me and the dog, her name is Jpeg so she should have known exactly what to do.  But, alas no…see below….

This way Jpeg...

This way Jpeg…

No look at the camera!

No look at the camera!

Not behind me look at the lens!

Don’t look behind me look at the camera!

Oh for heavens sake! Don't you want to have your photo taken?

Oh for heavens sake! Don’t you want to have your photo taken?

Right...you've got it but we're BOTH supposed to be in it!

Right…you’ve got it but we’re BOTH supposed to be in it!

Nearly.....

Nearly…..

i suppose this is as good as it'll get...

I suppose this is as good as it’ll get…

By the way….a man drove past me whilst I was sitting by the side of the road and he waved enthusiastically, I didn’t know him but rather than being miserable I smiled back. About five minutes later he came back, stopped beside me, wound down his window and said in Italian,

‘Is the dog tired? Can I take you somewhere? I think the dog’s feet are tired.’
I smiled and said,

‘No, the dog is fine and so am I, we’re waiting for my HUSBAND!’

I think he was trying to pick me up! Or maybe he had his eye on the dog…she is rather lovely, but a little modest and camera shy.